December 10th 2013 01:29
Everyone in the world should spend some time researching the world's largest clam: The Geoduck. If you take a look at the pictures associated with the wikipedia article, you will see why
The purpose is to fill up NSA computers with photos of giant geoduck clams. NSA employees will be forced to create visual presentations of geoducks for their bosses--humiliating all involved to be sure. And the leadership of the NSA will be forced to brief President Hussein (aka Barry Soetoro) when he demands to know what is this new phenomenon that is overwhelming all government computers and filling up government emails. Imagine a power point presentation with a laser pointer and a photo of one of the world's largest saltwater clams.
Let us go further and stipulate that hashes, cyphers, codes, and encryption methods that involve geoducks in various numbers, poses and guises should be developed to ensure that every government agent however public or secret his job might be urround by huge photos of geoduck clams. Airline passengers should carry geoduck plushies and toys in their shoes, shocks, luggage and underwear. When those federal fondlers in that government groping station reach their hands down your pants to search for contraband let them encounter a geoduck!!!!
The reason I have not included actual photos of a geoduck (Gooey Duck) clam is while I am concerned with the NSA, I am scared to death of Google. And if I put anything untoward on a page they ban it immediately. I know for a fact that the rest of you get away with murder but I think that Google is running errands for folks like the NSA and trying to make me keep my head down. Well, they have altered the choices of pictures I use. I try to avoid pictures of anything that looks like, well anything. This keeps Google off my back and keeps me getting paid. They haven't censored my politics. Yet.