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Stop Using Our Product if the Following Occurs:

1) You cough up your brain

2) You vomit feces

3) You start to smell dead

4) Maggots appear spontaneously on your scalp

5) You undergo several spontaneous sex changes

6) You develop a craving for brains

7) The following people suddenly strike you as honest, forthright and intelligent


a) Politicians
b) Lawyers
c) Used Car salesmen


8) You begin having conversations with

a) Sprites
b) Fairies
c) Elves
d) Honest Politicians


In Pork We Trust: Aporkalypse


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The UN Says: Eat More Bugs!

May 18th 2013 20:44


I knew the United Nations had to be good for something besides funneling embezzled cash to corrupt commie bureaucrats...

I think it would be a great idea if you people out there ate more insects!


Eat Bugs People! They are tastier than Soylent Green. Honest!!!!


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DownWard Facing Corpse

May 18th 2013 20:31


No wonder I never got into yoga. There is a corpse pose and a downward facing dog pose. And, apparently, there is a downward facing corpse pose...

(photo courtesy wikimedia.com)
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Fractal Rainbow

May 18th 2013 20:17
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Eating Rat Meat In China

May 12th 2013 22:40


Remember that song: "Whiskey for my men and beer for my horses


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Lick Your Baby's Pacifier

May 12th 2013 22:29
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Cure for Gray Hair

May 12th 2013 18:56


If I had hair, this would be good news


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The Wrong Martians

May 11th 2013 13:05


Over 75,000 people have volunteered to go to Mars. What I want to know is why are all the wrong people volunteering? Why can't we have any freak who rules North Korea go to Mars? What am I saying: Every freak who rules North Korea should be sent to Mars post haste


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Blood Drinking Mice

May 11th 2013 11:39
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