If Severe Death Occurs: Discontinue Use
May 18th 2013 21:05
Stop Using Our Product if the Following Occurs:
1) You cough up your brain
2) You vomit feces
3) You start to smell dead
4) Maggots appear spontaneously on your scalp
5) You undergo several spontaneous sex changes
6) You develop a craving for brains
7) The following people suddenly strike you as honest, forthright and intelligent
a) Politicians
b) Lawyers
c) Used Car salesmen
8) You begin having conversations with
a) Sprites
b) Fairies
c) Elves
d) Honest Politicians
In Pork We Trust: Aporkalypse
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