Bad Tats and Ugly Bikinis
July 6th 2011 02:57
Link: www.uglybikini.com/
They don’t call it a tramp stamp for nothing.
Nothing mars the precious skin of a lovely ingenue more than a terrible tattoo. I know that there will be those who say that the horrendous body modification know as a piercing is infinitely worse–but hear me out. Except for extreme sadomasochists, no woman manages to mess up that much fleshy real estate with mere piercings. Only freaks whom you would never want to hang out with anyway embed major portions of their anatomy with metal.
On the other hand, it is getting to be rather commonplace for a young woman in her prime to mar that otherwise flawless expanse of nature’s bounty, her decolletage with some nasty snake or a skull and cross-bones. Down with bad tats I say. Put them on your backside where most decent folks will never see them anyway.
Now ugly bikinis are a whole other matter. On several occasions I have been reading some blog or perusing some celebrity rag when Percival Peabody points out that the lovely actress Stunning Gorgeous was caught on the beach in an ugly bikini. After I finish drooling over Stunning Gorgeous I look again to make sure that she really is that good-looking. At some point, bored of beauty I do finally manage to take a gander at the two piece. About 50% of the time it is indeed a fashion crime and an atrocity of the highest order. Well maybe of the lowest order. Well, anyway, she shouldn’t worn that tie died bed sheet in public. That’s for sure.
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