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Eating in the Bathroom

August 2nd 2009 14:52
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Who thinks up these disgusting things? Well Maureen Dowd for one:

Eating in Bed


On the list of things never to do in the bathroom, eating is number 1.

Never to this is a bathroom

1. Eat in a bathroom

2. Drink in a bathroom
3. Use a cell phone in a bathroom
4. Talk in a bathroom--well at least don't try to talk to me
5. Cook in a bathroom
6. Have Sex in a bathroom--not even with yourself
Unless you are an elected official from a Red State
7. Fix complicated electronic machinery in a bathroom
8. Sleep in a bathroom
9. Live in a bathroom--unless you are old and can not get up
10. Do your laundry in a bathroom


Dude, if you're homeless one understands that you need to use the facilities to go above and beyond now and again. I simply request that the proper authorities post signs and indicators so that the uninitiated may know that a wino is washing himself in a sink and you may therefore wish to seek other accommodations whist such festivities ensue.

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Don't Eat sugar in a bathroom


Don't share Swine Flu in a bathroom


Don't meet and greet in the bathroom


Don't Drink Beer in a bathroom






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Comment by katyzzz

August 2nd 2009 15:34


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Did you mean elected or erected, I don't do any of those things in the bathroom, maybe just a bit of pre-wasing soaking.

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August 2nd 2009 16:01


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Politicians are allowed to tap dance in the privy but not with policemen. At least not while the cop is on duty.


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