Broke Back and Blue Mice
July 28th 2009 20:00
I believe there was a movie wherein someone was advised: Put down your haterade and embrace your inner broke back.
But that's neither here nor there. No the really good news is they have discovered a substance that turns laboratory mice Blue. Oh heavens, your ship has come in. That which you have waited for all these long years has come to pass. Scientists have found a way to turn the ears and paws of itty bitty mouses blue.
And there is this uh, side effect. The substance reduces spinal injuries. And, wait there's more. It's in candy! So, I know you were prepared eat Tarantula droppings if only some scientist some where said there were health affects to be garnered but at least for now, you don't have too. Just eat so many Cerulean M&Ms that your skin turns blue and you are covered!
Broke Back Rats returned to health by M&Ms and Blue Gatorade!
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