Cowboys Fired Rob Ryan?
January 9th 2013 01:28
The scuttlebutt is that Rob Ryan the defensive football coach of the Dallas Cowboys has been fired.
Sometimes the man was an absolute clown. Such as when he dropped the best past rusher in the league back into coverage.
On the other hand, Ryan coached up guys off the street into playing passable defense.
Well, since you can't fire those other clowns: Jason Garret and Tony Romo, I guess Ryan was the odd Bozo out.
You can't even fire the biggest bozo on 8 planets, the GM because Jerry also owns the team.
He is the Bozo in Chief. The Chief Corporate Bozo. The Bozo Whats In Charge. The Mondo Bozo. The Boutros Boutros Bozo. The Bebe ReBozo.
The Bozoid.
And this is from a Cowboys fan...can you imagine how Cowboy haters are klowning you?
So Jerry, if I could trouble you to tear yourself away from the glory hole and to put those Jerry wipes down, consider the following.
Hypothesis: If you had the best offensive line in football and the best defensive line in football you could get to the the playoffs every year even if every body else on the team was mediocre. If you think about it, it's obvious. On either defense or offense the first thing that happens on every play is you knock the other teams linemen on their butts.
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