Crop Circles and Bar Stools
August 3rd 2011 03:14
Am I am the only one who thinks crop circles are made by a combination of drunken farmers and college frat boys on a binge? I have heard lately that some of that precision corn stalk fondling that these Metro-Sexuals are up to requires the frequent use of a bar stool. I don't know, I had thought you could get enough laying of the hands with wheat and corn using rope or twine and something heavy to stand on like planks of wood and a sturdy measuring tape that your mother wasn't currently employing to sew your sister's dress.
Ah but these days we are told that high tech pranksters are using hand held magnetrons ripped out of microwave ovens, laser sites, and GPS devices to get that Mandelbrot truly set, and to make those corn stalks lay just so...
Well, I guess its better than those flash mob weirdos. One hears those pencil neck geeks are getting as violent as soccer hooligans lately.
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