Dirty, Desperate and Dangerous
October 5th 2011 11:01
There are jobs going begging. Jobs nobody wants...
Ugly Jobs:
1) Fish Squeezer
2) Stomach Pumper
3) Foot Smeller
4) Bean Counter
5) Commissioned Weasel
6) Roughneck
7) Crop Duster
8) In Iraq doing anything
9) Sanitation Engineer
10) Long Hauler
11) Blood and Crap Cleaner
13) Bullet Catcher
14) Radioactive Crap Catcher
15) Corpse Cleaner--Free Brains!
16) Human Pooper Scooper
17) Profession Dope Head
18) Professional Bottom Feeder
19) Washing Hospital Laundry--God I hope that's blood...
20) Roustabouts
21) Profession S*** Talker
22) Porn Theater Janitor
23) Animal teaser--that breeding program requires....
24) Mosquito Bite Monkey
25) Armpit smeller--how do you know it works?
26) Porto Potty wiper
27) Fart smeller
28) Cat food tester--but I'm not a cat!
29) Roadkill cleaner
30) Monkey Chaser--those monkey won't chase themselves! (Or will they?)
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