Does Tony Romo Hate the Dallas Cowboys?
October 8th 2011 21:01
Suppose you are a happy-go-lucky kid with enough athletic ability to have a good life without working too hard and a steady supply of nice looking girls as well as some studly buds to fling the ball around with. And then disaster strikes. You become the quarterback of America’s Team: The Dallas Cowboys.
1) Is there a way out of this?
2) It would be so easy to make my critics–all of whom want the Cowboys to win –pay
Let my detractors think I am going to lead their silly team to idiotic victory. Then I can crush their dreams every time they think I am just about to give them what they want. Then they will know how I feel.
Or maybe it isn’t that complicated. Maybe it’s all a simple conspiracy theory. A hundred years from now they will be astonished at how much time, money and energy we expended on sporting contests. Didn’t we realize the obvious, future historians will ask? Didn’t we realize that every game in every sport was fixed before it was even played? Didn’t we see the pervasive money and violence in the illegal drug industry and realize that the drug lords had the power, the money and the will to take over anything that made money? Governments, businesses and even sports were all rigged by the drug lords.
Any athletes who failed to take a bribe to take a dive saw some of their family members tortured, or made ill or even killed. Almost inexplicable melt downs would happen because the drug lords wanted it.
Then there are more prosaic explanations. Maybe Tony Romo needs a change of scenery. Why if he could just become the quarterback of a Cowboy rival, he could probably be the next Tom Brady and beat the Cowboys 100 to nothing every time he played them.
Also, maybe he threw that one ball to his friend on the other team. That friend who he likes much more than his current teammates.
Then there are those who in the midst of their Romo-Sexual bromance believe that Tony Romo can do no wrong. They point to the 13 and 3 season that Romo had in the past and besides they say: Look at his great stats!
Hey that might even all be true. All I know is that with Tony Romo at the helm no Cowboy lead is every safe and that the opposing team is virtually guaranteed that he will throw the ball directly to them at least three times every game.
One of the things that one hears consistently from Romo apologists is this: Gosh, you Dallas fans sure are fickle. Tony Romo is the cat’s pajamas and the bee’s knees.
Dallas fans, did you catch that? People who are NOT Dallas fans love Romo. Case closed.
Tony Romo = No Superbowl for Dallas Cowboys
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