Former Governor Sues TSA over Alleged Sexual Molestation
January 26th 2011 02:50
Former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura says he will never fly again because he’s tired of being fondled by the TSA. So he’s going to sue them for unlawful search and seizure.
Given that Jesse had a show called “Conspiracy Theory” and seeing as how Ventura has often been caught hanging out with the biggest conspiracy nut on 8 planets, Alex Jones, you have to wonder what’s next. Maybe they will do a show called “America in the DHS Cross-hairs” in which they detail how the Department of Homeland Security has targeted Americans. Maybe they will show the feds financing a false flag terror event. The DHS getting some drug thug that they let cross the border for a drug bribe, to commit acts of violence against Americans like cutting people’s heads off to scare us back into the naked booty scanners at the airport. Oh wait, that decapitation thing already happened…Thanks Janet!
This has been a fictional prediction. No actual government agents were given a real bribe.
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