Frog Juice is Peruvian Viagra
September 25th 2011 01:09
Horned frog courtesy WikiMedia.org
You say your interest in intimacy is flagging? You no longer want to jump into the sack? Well do what the Peruvians do and drink some frog squeezings. They say that good frog squeezings will cure what ails you. It’s also supposed to cure bronchitis, asthma and whatever else might be banging around your system.
Fresh SQUOZE. Jugo De Rana (That’s Espanol for frog juice).
First there was Crunchy Frog.
Then there was Hairy Frog.
Now, straight from Peru: Frog juice! Fresh squoze. Peruvian Viagra. This will get your vitals hopping!!
It’s not easy squeezing green.
Nectar of the Frogs
Hair of the Frog.
Drink frog juice to get lucky. Hmmmm…, wasn’t lucky for the frog.
Yes, I do have a frog in my throat.
I’ll have a frog to go! And pulverize it!
A frog smoothie please.
I’ll have a frog pizza. And put some extra tadpoles on it.
More frog please.
Just the legs. Blend it.
Frog gusts roasting over an open fire…
Frog in a blender.
Ummm. That was some good frog.
I am not in the mood until I drink some frog juice. Then I am ready to jump in the sack!!!
Can frogs cure impotence? What about cane toads?
Liquefied frog. Of course you have to skin the frog, first.
I’ll drink the frog that jumps the furthest.
I’ll drink to that.
It’s not easy drinking green.
You know, I never did trust that fairy tale about 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie. I think that’s a cleaned up version for the kids. In the adult version it was probably two dozen frogs to go. Then they took the little buggers home and skinned them. Then they stuffed them all in a pie and baked it up and while it was still steaming offered a king a cure for his marital problems. It might have been one of the first natural male enhancements. Guaranteed that the ruler would reign in his own bedroom once again.
You can see why they had to change the nursery rhymes. “He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum.” That has a ring to it. He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a frog.
That dog won’t hunt.
That's one horny toad.
Fine as frog hair.
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