Gay Porn as an Office Prank
September 5th 2010 22:15
It was a hot day made hotter by the fact that the air conditioning had gone out. Often doors that were not normally opened where left ajar to let the huge industrial fans push hot air around the offices. You prayed that once again they would let you all go home rather than sweat through another Orlando summer afternoon with no cool air sustain you.
We had just come back from lunch when Charlie let out a yell.
There are many places in workplace, Office America, where the kiss of death, the one thing you do not do, is to leave your computer screen unlocked if you are going to be away from your desk for more than five minutes. In some places it is a rule because of the confidential information that might be on your screen while you are working. In other places it is a rule because of the age and dare I say it, lack of maturity of some of your co-workers.
Charlie marched into his supervisor’s office and demanded a new key board. Bill, the big, friendly, jovial boss, gently reminded Charlie that he was talking to the guy who signed his performance evaluation. Charlie was sullen and defiant but he took his tone down a few notches. He made sure the boss knew that his anger was directed at others. A few of the young guys stopped throwing around a nurf ball long enough to snicker at the joke they pulled.
I had seen Charlie’s keyboard since he had to pass my desk to get to the supervisor’s office. It was covered with a faintly yellow substance. While Charlie and the boss where still talking, one of the yuck-yuck boys, as I called the clowns who infested the office, motioned me to come out and look to see what they had done to Charlie.
While we were all at lunch, Charlie’s computer screen had put on a gay porn site. The page displayed on the screen was just the entrance to the gay porn site so there was no real raunch. There was just a studly, underwear clad, 20-something, blond, muscular and handsome dude staring back at us with a come hither look on his face. Apparently the joke was that after one look at this vision of gay paradise, Charlie had an accident on his keyboard. The “accident” the yuck-yuck boys informed me was just lotion.
I hurried back to my own unlocked keyboard and thanked the Computer Gods that this IT job was just temporary contract work. If only I could avoid falling victim to their pranks for two more weeks I would be home free…
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