Gaydar: You might be Gay If...
September 21st 2009 02:28
Mercy Percy! It appears that some scientists have found a way to perform a statistically analysis on your Facebook page to determine whether you are Gay. And here I thought it was all about a love of show tunes, an impeccable eye for interior decoration and knowing the right way to dress a lady when most of us guys want to know how to undress her.
Well if Obama wants to make certain that his next designee, czar, or department Secretary is gayer than a Sequined Clutch Purse as the Tony Awards, he can just use scientific Gaydar and get the job done right.
I much prefer scientific Gaydar to scientific socialism because socialism is not scientific it's just communism's lame ass cousin.
Why you might ask, should Obama appoint a gay to some high office? Since he is against Gay Marriage, he owes the gay community some sop.
You know I just had a thought, doesn't having a Facebook page in itself render you gay? Just funning with ya. I have a Facebook page and so far I have managed to make my opposite sex wife think that I am not gay...so far...
Gay is not the New Black
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