Horny Goat Weed
October 7th 2009 15:51
Spam is not always bad. How else would I have found out about the wondrous Chinese aphrodisiac called Horny Goat Weed. . They call it a Love Herb. Okay then.
They also have something called Black Stallion. Not as subtle as throwing a football through a tire swing but effective naming nonetheless.
Their products for women are in general less enticing. Wild Yam for instance is at best mildly disturbing.
I love that natural male enhancement commercial wherein a juiced up dude is playing long ball with a 9 iron. Yes, he hit that golf ball a long way didn't he.
And then there's that commercial about vagrant, ex-con lovers who are side by side in twin bed pans overlooking a septic tank--or did I just dream that one.
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