Killing Half the World
November 30th 2011 01:59
Giving a new meaning to the phrase: Going Dutch, a Dutch researcher says he has found a way to alter a flu like virus that could kill half the world.
Well.
Isn't that special.
So some governments are trying to suppress publication of the recipe of death for fear that it will tell Bin Laden wannabes how to kill more of us.
Others say that the terrorists already know how to make the germs. Your government, they say, is just trying to hide the truth from you.
The Dutch guy and others like him say that we need to kick the government into gear and force them take precautions against the plague that is sure to come.
As for me, I am certain that government is hiding things from me. It's what government does. So maybe the government should be making vats of vaccines to save us from the plague.
But do you remember that bird flu scare? Didn't it turn out that fewer people died from that flu than the normal flu but the government still tried to scare the pants off us?
So when do you know it's the real thing?
Think Bruce Willis. Think Brad Pitt. Yeah. Army of the 12 Monkeys! When the body bags start piling up, it's the real deal.
Before then, I will personally pass on a government shot. After all, we know that Obama is not above lying to us and giving us a shot of something we'd never knowingly take, because at bottom of his communist heart, he is sure it is good for us.
Obama has only made one promise that I am sure he will keep. That is to make the price of electricity skyrocket and to destroy our economy in the bargain. All other Obama promises are null and void the moment they are spoken.
So like those people in Resident Evil, I will take the government antidote only when I see the whites of the zombies eyes. Or in this case, when I see the body bags piling up on TV.
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