National Clown Registry
June 9th 2009 02:49
I was minding my own business, watching a little CSI when they mentioned the National Clown Registry.
A few hours later, when I stopped laughing I thought what perfect place to store the names of every politician I have ever had the misfortune to have heard of.
You could put all the lawyers in there too.
Everyone who is a living joke could go into the Clown Registry.
Like that sub par athlete who celebrates excessively when his level of play rises to the merely mediocre.
Or that other athlete who takes a loaded gun to strip club and shoots himself in the leg thereby causing his team to miss the super bowl and earning himself a possible trip to jail. Oh yes, shoot all the scary criminals!!!
Any Darwin Award nominee belongs in the National Clown Registry.
We need a compendium of useless literature. A library of the absurd.
In this library the National Clown Registry would go side by side with the Journal of Irreproducible Results.
There would be books on swimming and driving tips by Senator Chappaquiddick and pamphlets giving tips on gun and hunting safety by Dick Cheney.
Maybe a tome on Sexual Ethics and Morality by Bill Clinton.
Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh could coauthor a book detailing the many instances in which both men demonstrated great physical courage in actual wars. The Red Badge of Verbiage or some such.
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