North Korea goes Nuclear
May 25th 2009 14:53
After finding out there is nothing that medical science can do to make him taller or give him cool hair, the Korean dictator blows up the world. Or at least he's thinking about it. Well maybe he's threatening to do it. Very soon. Unless we make him taller and give him cool hair.
Apparently North Korea has performed an underground test and rendered all it's drinking water radioactive. Well, maybe not it's drinking water. How about all the vegetables in the country? I mean vegetables besides the rubber stamps in government. Oh. You're right, they don't have any food there. The leader of the country spent the wealth of an entire nation on trying to make himself taller and getting some cool hair. So there are no radioactive vegetables in North Korea because there are no vegetables.
Well they couldn't "fix" the Dear Leader but at least they have missiles and nukes!
I suppose something had to counteract the good news out of Pakistan. News flash, among a group of people who put girls eyes out for reading, there are no moderates. The Taliban has to be defeated. Period. The good news was the government of Pakistan actually realized this and began fighting the bastards instead of trying to make deals with them.
Asia Pacific
Some South Korean Reaction
Apparently North Korea has performed an underground test and rendered all it's drinking water radioactive. Well, maybe not it's drinking water. How about all the vegetables in the country? I mean vegetables besides the rubber stamps in government. Oh. You're right, they don't have any food there. The leader of the country spent the wealth of an entire nation on trying to make himself taller and getting some cool hair. So there are no radioactive vegetables in North Korea because there are no vegetables.
Well they couldn't "fix" the Dear Leader but at least they have missiles and nukes!
I suppose something had to counteract the good news out of Pakistan. News flash, among a group of people who put girls eyes out for reading, there are no moderates. The Taliban has to be defeated. Period. The good news was the government of Pakistan actually realized this and began fighting the bastards instead of trying to make deals with them.
Asia Pacific
Some South Korean Reaction
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