Sex for Breakfast
November 25th 2009 13:31
Doubtless you heard that some have taken to putting Viagra in their food. This was called a "dangerous" meal but as long you don't get indigestion 4 hours later, it's all good.
Passion fruit or Delicious Monster?
What, no waffles?
What do you get for the girl who has too much of everything? Someone like say: Paris Hilton? Get her a GPS bra so you can track her down and find out which club she's raising the roof at.
You think some people spend so much time drinking in clubs because the beer goggles makes ugly people more attractive? Well if not, at least the booze, in moderation, is good for your heart.
Don't get so drunk you wind up married. Marriage might well be illegal in some places.
One of the first things you should think about right before sex is: are you doing enough to save the earth? The next thing you should think about is this: Condoms can save the earth.
After the sex you could think: Wouldn't it be nice if they had a shot for those pesky social diseases?
Maybe sex with live humans is too dangerous. Well there's always the Erotica Expo. Maybe you can find a good toy.
Watch that interspecies stuff and go easy on he mescaline or you might wind up with 15 live lizards strapped to your chest looking for a place to party.
Well, I think I managed to work in a lot of those old links I had laying around. And now for some gratuitous sex:
Still Sexy After all these Years
Twin bed pans overlooking the Septic Tank
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