Time Wasters
October 10th 2010 22:41
I am almost fully confident that we can fulfill your time wasting needs. Our staff is fully trained. Our shelves are full. Our people are bonded and certified by those who matter. All others go to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200 Obama bucks. Go to hell.
It's not that you can't waste time anywhere else. But we're experts. Look at how much of your time I've wasted already.
You maybe be wondering about that lawsuit filed by a jealous but nameless competitor. He challenged in court our claim to be the greatest time wasters on the planet. Well we lost. But look who we lost to. The US congress! Look Friend, we just waste your time. Congress can waste your time, raise your taxes for the time they wasted, and charge you with a felony for wasting time they told you to waste. We can't compete with that. But were number two because we try harder! And because we are not the government.
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