Will Commies Nuke Santa Claus!
December 13th 2011 03:22
We are all too familiar with the image of a reindeer seeking missile targeting Old Saint Nick and his bag of alleged "goodies". Now it turns out that not only are nations all over the world targeting the jolly one as an undocumented alien piloting an unlicensed UFO, but worse still, certain communist nations have declared Christmas trees to be counter revolutionary.
In fact, the government of North Korea has warned the South Korea that a giant, steel Christmas tree near the border would be considered an unwarranted provocation with dire, dire consequences. South Koreans fear something drastic like: North Korea will take away all their birthdays.
P.S.
In words of one smart aleck: Why would atheists fear God?
By the way, should I fear the Easter Bunny since apparently having a lifelong obsession with things you think don't exist means you are smarter than other people?
But seriously, I know the drill. The atheists don't like God on the money. So the equivalent would be, how would I like it if they put the Easter Bunny on the money? And the answer is: I would not care for it at all. After all, I wanted an ostrich on the money. And he would have cumquats for eyes!
Another wag pointed out that the reason why the North Koreans feared a bright shiny Christmas tree with lights and everything is that the North Koreans don't have any light when the sun isn't shinning. Yeah it's mean, but it is a cruel truth of the glories of communism.
Have a Counter-Revolutionary Christmas and a Happy Opiate of the Masses!
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